Ulla-Jane - Humour!

Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
- Helen Hayes (at 73) -

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong -

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin -

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky -

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber -

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis -

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton -

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome -

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the nag up with cookies.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong -

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
. and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton -

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
- Sue Grafton -

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr -

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler -

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson -

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher -

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem -

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I kee p his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt -

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